I was trying to milk a goat once

I was trying to milk a goat once... One evening, I was going to milk a goat in the barn. As I started, the goat tried to kick me by her back leg. So I took a rope and tied her leg to one of the wooden poles in the barn. I tried to continue, but she tried to kick me by the other back leg, so I took another rope and tied it to the other pole. Then, as I was bending to start milking her again, my belt buckle cracked, the belt came loose and my pants fell down... And my wife came to the barn... There are some situations, you are just not able to explain.