So a Police Officer pulls over a little old lady in a car going a bit too slow…
Police officer asks the usual, “…know why I pulled you over…” “…license, registration, proof of insurance…” Lady hands everything over as usual, And then the Officer asks, “Ma’am, you got any weapons in the car I should know about?” Old Lady answers “a .45 at my waistband, a Glock in the Center Console, a .357 Revolver in the Glove Box, a 12 Gauge under the back seat, and an AR-10 in the trunk.” The officer asks, “Jeez, Lady, what the hell are you so afraid of?” The Lady then answers **“Not a Damn Thing.”**
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