Little johny is in class one day and he suddenly needs to pee real bad...

he puts his arm in the air, waving it a little frantically... the teacher notices and says "yes, johny... what do you want?" johny says "teacher, i gotta go piss!" the teacher scowls, but she know little johny well enough by now... so she says "john... you know i dont like that language in my class. the proper word is urinate, now... use it in a sentence and you are free to go to the washroom". little johny things for a second, then says "Urinate." "but if you had bigger tits, youd be a ten."