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A man goes to a brothel looking for something different

He goes to the counter and tells the lady “I feel like I’ve tried everything. Regular sex is boring for me. I’ve done 2 girls, 3 girls, 2 guys, 3 guys, toys, watching, everything. I can’t even get it up anymore. Can you help?” The madame cracks a sly smile and says “go down the hall to room 4 and ask for Maritza, I promise you you don’t be disappointed.” Excited and hopeful, he goes to door 4 and knocks. The door opens and he sees an average, plain looking woman in cheap lingerie. Disappointed, he says to the woman “I was told you could give me something no other woman can.” She motions for him to come in. He lays down on the bed and disrobes. Maritza gets on top of him and starts fiddling around with her right eye. The man hears a popping sound and, to his amazement, she hands him her glass eye. “Hold this,” she says “I won’t need it where we’re going.” She then proceeds to use her vacant eye socket to pleasure the man in a way he’s never experienced before. He comes 3 times in quick succession and is completely exhausted. He hands her the glass eye back, barely able to lift his trembling arm. In exhausted breath, he can barely get out the worlds “That’s the best I’ve ever had! I’m going to be back all the time!” Maritza looks down on him confidently and states “I’m always around, honey. I’ll keep an eye out for you.”

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