My father made this joke and now that I’m older I appreciate it more:

Driving by cemeteries he’d ask “how many dead people do you think are in there?” I’d guess: “maybe a hundred” or whatever He’d say: “All of them”

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My father made this joke and now that I’m older I appreciate it more:

Driving by cemeteries he’d ask “how many dead people do you think are in there?” I’d guess: “maybe a hundred” or whatever He’d say: “*All* of them”

Wahts your opinion?

Driving by cemeteries he’d ask “how many dead people do you think are in there?” I’d guess: “maybe a hundred” or whatever He’d say: “All of them”