Why We Celebrate Easter
A teacher asks the Easter Sunday School "Why do we celebrate Easter?" Hands go up. "Emily!" "Easter is when the three wise men came to give baby Jesus gifts" "No, Emily, that is Christmas." "Who else knows? Bobby! " "Easter is when Jesus gave the loafs n fishes to feed the big crowd." "No, that is a miracle Bobby." "Who can tell us why we celebrate Easter? Amanda!" "Easter is the time of year when they put Jesus on a cross and he died and they put him in a toon." "Yes! Very good, Amanda!" "And if Jesus comes out of his toon and sees his shadow, then we will get six more weeks of winter!"
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