A priest and an atheist are golfing together…

From the tee, the atheist is playing a great game. He’s already under par and has a clear easy put for the first hole. He takes his shot and misses. “Damn! Missed the bugger!” The priest is taken aback by the language, but lets it slide. At the next hole, again the atheist is set up for an easy shot but again he misses it and cries “Damn! Missed the bugger!” The priest winced at the language and says to his friend “God will strike you down if you do not hold your tongue, my friend.” The atheist is unimpressed. At the third hole, the same thing happens yet again; it’s an easy shot but the atheist misses. Once again he exclaims “Damn! Missed the bugger!” Before the priest can issue another warning, the skies darken, thunder roars and lightning strikes the… priest dead! God, on his cloud, says “Damn! Missed the bugger!” Edit: I remember hearing a joke similar to this at school in the 90s. Probably been warped by my memory in the last 30 years. Very tame but 11 year old me thought it was so rude and edgy!