An early easter joke
A pious man once encountered Jesus Christ and asked, "Lord, what is it that you desire from me?" The messiah replied, "Follow me." Together, they embarked on a journey that led them across a plain for two days. The man, curious about their pilgrimage, asked, "Master, where are you taking me?" To which Jesus replied, "Follow me." They continued on for three more days, walking through a dense forest. The man, becoming tired and weary, inquired again, "Master, where are we headed?" Jesus simply replied, "Follow me." Eventually, they arrived at the base of a mountain so high that it was shrouded in clouds and snow. Jesus began to climb, and the man followed despite suffering from altitude sickness, exhaustion, and frostbite. Four days later, they finally reached the summit, and the man asked with anticipation, "Master, what pilgrimage have you brought me on?" Jesus pointed in the distance and said, ​ "You can see my house from here!"
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