A guys in jail, when a new guy walks in
“What you in here for?” “Phone sex.” “Phone sex? What do you mean? Like with a kid or something?” “No, she’s 30.” “Is it illegal to have phone sex or something?” “ No, it’s legal.” “So why are you in here?” “Well, i would call her at work and spend hours telling her how I’m going to use my mouth to undo her top…” “I still don’t see the problem. How’s it illegal to call her at work and have hours of phone sex?” “When she’s a 911 dispatcher.”
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