A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor

"Please doc you have to help me. Everywhere I touch my self it hurts. If I touch my leg, ow that hurts, if I touch my arm, ow that hurts. If I touch my head ow that hurts. Doctor looks him over and asks him " Sir where are you from?" The guys says "I from Newfoundland" The Doctor says "Son your fingers broken!"