A Bridge Too Far

An Irishman was collecting empty bottles on the beach one day when he found one with a tiny man inside it. He let the man out and for this the tiny man told him that he could have one wish. “I’m dead scared of flying” the Irishman told him “And I get terribly seasick from just looking at a boat and I’ve always wanted to go to England, so I want you to build a bridge across the Irish Sea” ​ “Are you out of your mind” the tiny man exclaimed “Do you know how much work that is. Give me chance man, make another wish” Then the Irishman told the tiny man that he wanted to understand everything women thought and said. The tiny man thought about this for a long time, then he said “Do you want two or four lanes on that bridge”