An arab walks into a surfboard shop (the worst answer from r/followthepunchline)

An arab walks into a surfboard shop. “Excuse me, Sir.” “Hey, Bro-hamed! Back so soon?” “Yes. I’m very embarrassed but…” “Dude. I’m just about to go for my smoke break. Want to share a camel?” “Uh. No thank you. I drove my car. Look. This is very embarrassing but my wife demanded I return this defective product.” “*Sheikh* it off, Bro. So, what happened when you rubbed your surfboard with the Sex Wax (TM)?” Mohammed does spit take to the camera. “… my *surfboard* ?!?!” End of scene.