NSFW after 3 long months I finally said goodbye to my work camp.
My first night in town I decided to treat myself to the fattest steak I could find and a couple cold ones. It wasn’t until mrs came with the bill that it hit me….I forgot my wallet. So here I was staring at a bill of $79.80 and I panicked! Somehow by gods grace I managed to fish a forgotten $80 out of my jacket pocket… what a relief right? The only thing was it barely covered my bill and it left nothing for my server who was gorgeous !and I never seen the bottom of my glass all night. I explained my situation and asked for her number so I could send her some money, well she must of thought I was hitting on her…because the next words out of her mouth were “if you wanna show your appreciation, maybe we could work something out in the back?” Holy shit right?! I’ll cut to the chase here we’re mid session in some storage room I’m living out a fantasy I never knew I had but she’s obviously bothered to the point she flat out stops. “I Thought you wanted this” she says “why are you holding everything back?!” I said my dinners payed for, this is just the tip.
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