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A man goes to the hospital about him loosing his eyesight.

After waiting for 30 minutes keeping himself busy he is called in to see the doctor early. After explaining his problem the doctor calmly replies " you need to stop masturbating" the man is shocked and says "will that stop me going blind?" "NO!!! I asked you to stop because it was bothering everyone in the waiting room"

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