A friend of mine said he was going to throw away his Viagra.

A friend of mine said he was going to throw away his viagra because he didn’t like the side effects. I told him to let me have it and I would use it for my garden this year. “What the heck would you use viagra for in a garden?” he says. “If I plant one with each tomato plant, I won’t have to tie them to a stake to keep them off the ground”