When Trump goes to prison

As in, federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. It’s an office space joke. I wrote this somewhere else and was so proud of it I had to post it. TRUMP IN PRISON I can see Trump in his prison cell, with a prison inmate calendar on his wall with a big photo of Nasty Nate. He takes a pen and scratches out Nasty Nate’s face, then his groin. He says, “naughty! Naughty… jungle… love. 666, the mark of the beast!” Then later, Trump is showering with the other inmates. He drops his soap and it hits the floor in slow motion. He slumps. He walks over, and bends down to pick up the bar of soap when, out of nowhere, Nasty Nate is behind Trump. He says, “your sweet ass is mine, bitch!” Suddenly Parrot Paul appears, joining the naked men in the center of the shower area. He has his hands up in a martial arts pose. “Come on Nasty Nate, I’ll kill you… he is MY BITCH.” Trump retorts, “yeah, I’m HIS BITCH, hah!” Nasty Nate and Parrot Paul square off in mortal combat, in the showers. It gets really gay after that and I forget the whole story and original names but you probably get the overall point. Now someone do Desantis.