I worked at a sewage company.
when i worked there, i had two coworkers, Jake and Turner. once, we went out to an old house to do work on a septic tank. the homeowners said that the lid of the tank was rusted shut, and couldnt be opened. luckily, in their basement there was access to the tank for maintenance purposes. now, Turner was not the most bright worker. he had constantly made mistakes, misjudging measurements, breaking safety/hygiene protocols, and over all just being an unpleasant person to work with. as we were looking over the tank and wondering how we could pump out the innards, Turner reached out his hand and peeled off a hand-sized flake of rusted metal from the edge of the tank. instantly, the sewage and waste began to gush out of the newly torn hole in the side of the tank, flooding the entire basement to waist height. Jake slowly rotates to face Turner and stares at him, anger radiating off of his face. he shouts, **"IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR SHIT!!!"**
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