A guy walks into a clock shop and aproaches the counter where a sales lady is standing.
He pulls down his zipper and places his pecker on the counter. Sales Lady stunned: Excuse me sir, This is a CLOCK shop. Customer: Yes I know, could you please put two hands and a face on this please?
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