A Republican and a Democrat end up as neighbors

Every single day they have fights for their political beliefs in which they spiral out of control. As the years goes by they hate each other more and more. One day the Republican(John) has a terrible car accident right in front of the Democrats(Mike) house. "Mike!!" he yells. "Come quickly! please< I am dying!! Mike leaves aside his rivalry and rushes to help As Mike approaches, John calls out weakly. "Its too late Mike... Please...I have one final wish.." "What is it John tell me...?" Mike implores his dying neighbor. "Please, Mike. Contact your Democrat Party and please write me as an official member in your Catalogues." As fast as possible Mike grabs the phone and finalizes the process for John to be a Democrat. "Tell me John! Why did you make this choice now after all these years?" asks Mike with tears in his eyes.. John with his very last breath says... "Mike..one fuckin Democrat less now...fuck you...!"