Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.

Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?” Bruce: “I could play Beethoven. I’ve always wanted to play a tortured genius” Sly: “You would be great. And I’ll be Tchaikovsky. What about you Arnie?” Arnie: “I’ll be Bach”