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Husband and wife go through tough times…

A husband confronts his wife about their financial situation…. Husband: “We’re broke, dear. We need to somehow make money fast…you might have to do some things you’ve never thought you’d have to do…” The wife nods in agreement. She knows what needs to be done The next day she goes out to prostitute herself as it is their last resort to make money. She spends the whole day on the street, and comes home late that evening… Husband: “Honey! My goodness you’re finally home! So, how much did you make??” Wife: “$250.50” Husband: “That’s great! But what asshole paid you $0.50???” Wife: All of them.

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