A defense counsel was telling his client in Pyongyang some great news in his capital crime case

Lawyer: "I managed to get you a plea deal. You only get the death penalty."  Client: "What´s so good about that?"  Lawyer: "I managed to get your second cousin once removed on your mother´s side´s sentence reduced to two years hard labour instead of being shot with you."

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A defense counsel was telling his client in Pyongyang some great news in his capital crime case

Lawyer: "I managed to get you a plea deal. You only get the death penalty." &#x200B; Client: "What´s so good about that?" &#x200B; Lawyer: "I managed to get your second cousin once removed on your mother´s side´s sentence reduced to two years hard labour instead of being shot with you."

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Lawyer: "I managed to get you a plea deal. You only get the death penalty." Client: "What´s so good about that?" Lawyer: "I managed to get your second cousin once removed on your mother´s side´s sentence reduced to two years hard labour instead of being shot with you."