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Guy and a penguin pull up to a gas station, guy walks into the gas station…

Gas station cashier: ‘Woah dood, why ya gotta penguin in your car?!’ The guy: ‘he wont stop following me around… I don’t know what to do with him.’ Gas station cashier: ‘Bruh!! Take him to the zoo!’ The guy: ‘Great idea! The ZOO! I hadn’t thought of that, thank you!’ *ONE WEEK LATER* Guy pulls back into the same gas station, penguin still riding in the passenger seat, guy walks into the gas station… Gas station cashier: ‘Oh man I thought you were gonna take him to the zoo??!’ The guy: ‘We went, he had a great time!!’

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