The ultimate dirty dad joke...
I am the most stoned I have ever been right now. IN this moment...i am gone. I am also probably suffering from a male yeast infection. I have never had one and it sucks. I am sitting there and then all of the sudden it came to me... Me to my partner. "You know, with this yeast infection, I guess you can say...you make my bread rise" I then literally yelled "LETS GOOOOO" because I felt the joke land
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