Lou came home to his wife from scaffolding at a skyscraper

Wife: “hi honey! How was your day?” Lou: “well not so good, you remember Doug, Johnny and Carl?” Wife: “why yes, from the last company retreat, your work buddies” Lou: “yes, so today we were all working on a scaffold several hundred feet in the air and just after I left them to go to the bathroom the scaffold snapped and they all fell to their deaths” Wife: “ohh nooo dear that’s horrible!! Poor wives to be widows at such a young age! Lou: “yes it’s horrible but at least the company has agreed to pay them a 500,000$ settlement to each widow” Wife: “oh for fuck’s sake of all the hours on your fucking shift you picked a helluva time to go take a piss! You worthless piece of shit!”