Cop joke.

So I’m an ER RN and we love to joke around. Had two cops in with a patient. I deadpanned “ I heard there’s been ppl stealing tires off (local) cop cars…. The one cop says “I haven’t heard anything about this “. So… I said “I’ve heard the police are tirelessly investigating it.” First cop high fives me. I say dad joke! Second cop pouts. Lol.