A man goes to a prostitute

A lonely fellow decides to take a romp with a prostitute. They agree on the services to be rendered and the cost of said services. They begin with deep kissing and heavy petting and eventually he advances lower to provide her with oral sex. As he is eating her vagina out, he finds a piece of corn. He thinks “Hmm, this is odd, but I am really enjoying this and so is she…” so he flicks it off to the side and continues cunnilingus on her. Less than a minute later he finds a pea. He thinks “OK, it’s been a while since I did this, and I’m sure this isn’t normal, but what the heck, I’m having a blast, as is she”. So he continues to ‘munch the box’. Right after that he finds a chunk of carrot. Now he’s had enough and asks the prostitute “Ma’am, are you ill?” “No, but the last guy was” she replied.