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A man finally got a chance to fulfill his dream of going skydiving

During the instructional section he was repeatedly told, “when you jump, count to 10 and then pull the chute, ok.” He nodded confidently. The plane gets to altitude and the instructor shouts, “OK, DON’T FORGET, COUNT TO TEN THEN PULL THE CHUTE!!” The man gives a thumbs up and the instructor tells him to jump. The man jumps and the instructor follows shortly after, keeping his attention on the man, when he notices that he hasn’t pulled his chute after 10 seconds. To his horror, he then witnessed the man plummet straight to the ground. “What happened?!?!” he thought. When he gets to the ground, some of his colleagues meet up with him and are in shock at what happened. Perhaps his chute was faulty? “No, it wasn’t faulty, as per our standard, I checked it 3 times to make sure everything was ok,” said the instructor. The skydiving school staff head over to the body, lift up his head, and to their surprise they heard him talk, “s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s seven!!”

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