I’m sorry, I know this isn’t the place for it, but I don’t know what is, so does anyone recognise this joke?
So basically, an atheist, a Protestant, a Catholic and an orthodox Christian wake up in Hell and have to read through an entire Bible and can’t shut it else they get tossed into fire or something. The atheist is really angry and reads a particularly annoying verse and angrily shuts the Bible to begin ranting, before he can he’s tossed into fire. The Protestant reads their favourite verse and shuts the Bible with a delighted sigh, only to be tossed into the fire again. The Catholic and the Orthodox keep reading and then an angel comes down or something and frees them. The Orthodox then points to the book and reads ‘Let there be light’ the joke being that Orthodox read slow. I remember most of it, but can’t find it anywhere, so does anyone recognise this joke?
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