Three friends were hiking in a remote jungle
When suddenly they are surrounded by a local tribe. All of them are taken as hostages to the leader of the tribe. Leader - “You all be trespassing on our land. You be punished now with death.” The men lost their shit and started crying, seeing which the leader softens a bit and says - “ All right I’ll give a chance to live. You go in jungle and select a fruit, then bring ten pieces of it here” Hearing this all of them sprinted in a hurry back in the jungle trying to find fruits, and ten pieces of them. The first man comes back with ten lemons. Leader - good. Put all in your ass, if you make any noise, we kill you. The first man started 1…2…3…4 by the time he was on his fifth lemon he let out a huge shriek of pain, and was taken away to be executed. The second one came with oranges. Leader - good. Put all in your ass, if you make any noise, we kill you. He started 1……2……3..…4……. Somehow he managed to get till nine. The tribe was visibly impressed. As he began inserting the last one he let out a huge laughter! The leader got extremely pissed and ordered him to be taken away to be executed. On the way to the gallows a guard asks him, “You nearly did it, why you have to laugh?” He says, “I saw the third one walk in with water melons!”
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