A monk, a nun and a priest all suddenly die in a fire and end up before God...

"You are all going to hell!" he announces. "As despite your dedictaed lives you still had sins you did not repent for! However, because of who you are I will allow you to choose your eternal punishment which is to select 3 different very terrible things that humans have experienced before under me each to happen to you constantly forever. The monk says: "To be ill with a plague, to be a slave and to live in darkness." He then teleports to hell. The nun says: "To be nailed to crosses, to walk for years in boiling hot land and drown in a flood." She then teleports to hell. And the priest says: "To always have beer, weed and hookers."