Little Johnny was sitting in class and the teacher was going over how to use the word beautiful in a sentence.
He asked the class if anybody could use the word beautiful in a sentence. Little Jane put up her hand and said “today is a b-b-b-beautiful day“. Excellent said the teacher. Little Sally put up her hand and said “my mom says I look beautiful in a summer dress“. Great job said the teacher. Little Johnny put up his hand and said “ last night at the dinner table, my sister told my dad that she was pregnant. And my dad said beautiful, fucking beautiful“.
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