Movie Joke
Was at a movie. Saw a couple making out half way in- during the part where a guy gets sawed in half. ​ He’s like: “ahhh finally a scene with dismemberment now’s my chance for romance! I find that listening to screams of terror in the background of any romantic moment really relaxing- just like Jazz.
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