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Three Men are captured by headhunters

The three men get brought before the chief of the tribe. He tasks them to venture out into the jungle with an escort and bring back 10 of a kind of fruit. Once they do that, he’d negotiate their release. The three men gladly accept and venture out and gather fruit as requested. The first man comes back with bananas. The chieftain explains that he must shove them into his ass without making so much as a sound or face. And he’ll allow him to live. The man proceeds to attempt, and grunts in pain pushing in the second one. He’s immediately executed. The second man comes, and the same deal is struck. This man brought grapes. He excitedly began, but burst out laughing as he pushed in the 8th one. The two men meet in heaven and the first asks the second. “Why the hell did you laugh?! You could’ve survived!” “I know, I know. But.. I saw Jim coming back with pineapples.”

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