A chonky baby wanted ice cream, and was throwing a tantrum on wanting ice-cream.

So his parents took him out to a street vendor, selling ice cream. Clearly, that’s how he got chonky. And the next time and next time. He got chunkier with each tantrum. One day they were roaming at a fair and this hulk of a kid saw the Turkish ice cream vendor. The Turkish vendor got onto his antics and was being playful with the kid, but we know this chonky ass hulk, who has tantrum and anger issues, so he stomped so hard, causing tectonic plates to move. And the earthquake And he let out a loud scream, too soon