A parrot, a monkey and a rabbit go to a bar

The bartender says, “let me guess, you’re also all clergy.” The parrot says, “no, I’m the upgrade, because the priest got kicked out once we found out what he did to his altar boys.” The bartender says, “ok, I think I see the pattern, why is the monk replaced with a monkey though?” The monkey pipes up, “to his Shaolin shame, the monk was actually arrested for the same crime as the priest.” The bartender exclaims, “oh no, are you gonna tell me the rabbi’s in on that sick stuff too?!” The rabbit takes this one to answer. “Well, we didn’t like what we saw and kicked him out, but he didn’t get arrested, no. The police said we were making a mountain out of a mohel.”