Hilton Headache

Paris Hilton and her sister Nicky were shopping in town when they became hungry. After buying a dozen donuts, they headed home. On the way there, Paris developed a terrible headache. By the time the girls arrived home, it was unbearable. Nicky got their mom, who quickly identified the solution. “Dear, you’re hungry, you need to gulp down those donuts.” “Wait”, her daughter replied, “you’re saying the solution to my headache is to consume a dozen donuts?” “That’s right, Paris, eat ‘em all.”