Classified files were found on a laptop at Mar a Lago today…

Trump would bring this with him to his Saudi and Russian cronies; and open it up with his fat little baby hands and say, “Hey, I know you guys are looking for this Top Secret information and I bet you’ll keep looking forever without my help. But… if you pay me $100,000,000 I’ll let you copy all this information from this computer right now.” It was his Hunt Or Buy Them laptop.