3 monks were walking in the wild.

They were walking happily when all of a sudden, a big scary lion came out of nowhere and considered the monks there next meal. Terrified, the monks ran! The angry lion ran after them! As they ran they cried out "Oh please God convert this lion to be a Christian lion!" They saw the lion gaining on them from a far and cried louder! Eventually they came to a cliff and the lion had them almost cornered. Yet even louder they cried! "PLEASE OH LORD HEAR OUR PRAYER AND CONVERT THIS LION TO CHRISTIANITY!" The lion approached the monks slowly. For the last time the monks cried out loud "OH LORD HEAR US!" Suddenly the lion changes to a grateful expression and stop walking torwards them. The monks rejoice and praise God. The lion kneels down, puts his paws together and says: "Bless us, Oh Lord, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ, Our Lord. Amen."