An Irishman walks into a Library

An Irishman walks into a Library and asks loudly: "One Fish and Chips please." The Librarian gives him a confused look and says "Sir, this is a Library." The Irishman apologises, leans forward and whispers: "One Fish and Chips please."

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An Irishman walks into a Library

An Irishman walks into a Library and asks loudly: "One Fish and Chips please." The Librarian gives him a confused look and says "Sir, this is a Library." The Irishman apologises, leans forward and whispers: *"One Fish and Chips please."*

Wahts your opinion?

An Irishman walks into a Library and asks loudly: "One Fish and Chips please." The Librarian gives him a confused look and says "Sir, this is a Library." The Irishman apologises, leans forward and whispers: "One Fish and Chips please."