A catholic priest has a really smart parrot

that copies everything he does. One day the priest was ordering over the phone some expensive construction materials for the church renovation. "I would like to order 1000 handmade tiles and 1000 gold-lined frames" said the priest. When the priest left, the parrot, being smart as he was, dialed the same store and repeated the order; "I would like to order 1000 handmade tiles and 1000 gold-lined frames". The store manager, puzzled, placed the order and was delivered the next day. The priest was fuming mad with the extra expenses and knew right away that the parrot was the culprit. For punishment, he plucked the parrots feathers and pinned him on the church altar. The parrot looked around and saw Jesus on the cross and said "oh, I see you also made an order".