A newlywed couple was driving in the country…

As they’re driving along, the wife starts getting horny. She starts flirting with her husband and he starts getting horny. They both agree they have to have it RIGHT NOW. Being out in the country, out in the middle of nowhere to say little of being miles and miles from home, the husband pulls the car off the road and parks. He starts getting into the backseat. The wife says, “We can’t screw back there! It’s too cramped!” The husband says, “You’re right. I haven’t seen a car from miles… Wanna do it in the road?” The wife gets all excited, tears off her clothes and screams “YEAH!!” So, the start making love in the middle of the road. A mile up the road, a trucker in an 18-wheeler is driving down. He sees something in the road so he starts blasting away on his horn. As he gets closer, he realizes that it’s a young couple bare-ass naked, screwing their damned brains out in the middle of the road. He starts slowing down and blaring away on the horn. They’re not moving. So, still slowing down he just lays on the horn until he brings the 18-wheelers bare inches from their heads. The trucker jumps out, runs around the front and starts screaming “YOU IDIOTS!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?!? DIDN’T YOU SEE MY TRUCK?! DIDN’T YOU HEAR THE HORN?!? COULDN’T YOU TELL I WAS COMING?!? The husband looks up at the trucker and says “Look, man, I was coming. She was coming. You were coming. And you were the only one with brakes.”