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Three men were stranded on a desert island

They had been there for many years and had become good friends. One day a lamp washed up on shore and out popped a genie. The genie looked at them and decided to grant each of them one wish. Without hesitation, the first man practically screamed; "I wish I was back home with my family!". Poof! The first man disappeared and was reunited with his wife and kids. The second man had no family but knew exactly what he wanted. "I wish I was home!". Poof! The second man was deposited back to his home. The third man had no family or home and was struggling to think of a good wish. A beautiful woman would be nice, but she would probably hate him for stranding her on the island. He could perhaps, wish for a mansion but then he would be stuck on the island. He began racking his brain for the perfect wish. A loopholes for more wishes, or everlasting life, or the ability to fly, or, or, or.. The genie was growing impatient and demanded that he make his wish. "Dammit," exclaimed the third man. "I wish my friends were here to help me decide".

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