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three newly wed friends go to honeymoon at the same hotel

They decide to tell each other how to they spent their first night with their wives at breakfast "But our wives would come with us, how about we do it in a subtle way" said one of them So they decided to use "slice of bread" as a code word Next day they all gather with their wives for breakfast and the waiter came to take their orders "I would like three slices of bread with my breakfast " said one of them while smiling "Five slice of bread please" said the other proudly "With my order I want seven... yes seven slices of bread " said the third friend "... Oh can I have two of them burned on the back side?!" he shouted to the waiter as left the table

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