An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post.

During his inspections, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. Seeing a soldier standing nearby, the captain enquires as to the camels presence. “Well, as you know, there are more than 200 men here, yet there are no women in these parts, and sometimes the lads get an urge, you know?”, says the soldier. A month later, the captain starts feeling the urge to relieve his stress. He spies the camel, tied up outside the barracks. He finds a ladder, sets it behind the camel, climbs up and jackhammers the animal until he’s fully sated. Climbing down, and out of breath, he says to the soldier nearby, “So, that’s how the men do it, is it?”. The soldier shakes his head in bewilderment. “No...they usually just ride the camel to the brothel”.