Mowing The Lawn

I mowed the lawn this morning, took a shower, and had a nap. When I woke up and looked out the bedroom window, the grass was the same length as before I mowed it. Bewildered, I went back outside and did the work all over again. Now I was completely exhausted. I fell asleep on the sofa as soon as I sat down. When I woke up and looked out the window, the grass was even higher. I began crying inconsolably. My wife came straight over and asked me what was wrong. "I fought the lawn and the lawn won."