Did you hear, Little Timmy wandered straight into the mine field?

The whole town heard. Some say he was distracted, that his mind was all over the place. It certainly is now. Timmy wasn’t too smart. The warning sign next to the minefield *literally* has more brain than him. The mine field always filled Timmy with awe and wonder. It really blew his mind. His parents are trying to piece their family back together. Every bit of him. His eyes were blue. One blew this way, and one blew that way. In the end, it worked out for the best. Everybody always wanted a piece of him. Some say Timmy is with God now, and you can’t argue with that. Like Timmy, God is everywhere. Rest in pieces, Timmy! You will be mist! At least you had a blast on your way out. (Sorry, I know these jokes are a bit dark. But it got really bright for a second.)