A guy goes to prison.

As the guard is taking him to his cell, all the inmates are cat whistling at him, winking, and shouting “see you in the shower princess”. The guy is terrified and swears to himself that he’ll never go for a shower. As the weeks go by he’s starting to smell real bad but he still refuses to take a shower. Finally after 2 months he can’t even bare his own smell no more, he decides that he’s gonna brave it and have the quickest shower he possibly can to avoid any interaction with other inmates. The showers are busy but there’s no going back now, he washes all over super quickly and the second he’s about to walk out of there a massive bloke appears from the steam and stands right in his way. He says… “Hello princess, I’ve been waiting for you 2 months… you know what’s gonna happen now so I’ve got one question for you. Do you want it with saliva or without?” Our guy went pale and his legs trembled underneath him. He knew he was fucked at this point so he figured out that a bit of lubrication will be less sore, so he says: “I, I gue…guess with saliva.” The big bloke looks happy with the answer. He turns to his mate and shouts: “Oi Saliva, come here. Our princess wants a threesome!”