Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar

The Englishman walks into the bar, approaches the horrendous looking barmaid and asks for something to eat. The Barmaid demands sex for food. The Englishman declines quickly exiting the bar. The Irishman then walks into the bar and approaches the same horrendous looking barmaid. The barmaid makes the same offer - Sex for food. The Irishman then declines quickly exiting the bar. The Scotsman then walks into the bar, straight up to the same barmaid and asks for food. The barmaid makes her offer again - Sex for food. The Scotsman agrees and on the way through the kitchen to the bedroom swipes a cucumber from the counter. The barmaid and the Scotsman get it on and the Scotsman puts the cucumber to use ramming it up the barmaid as she lies on the bed screaming in ecstasy. As he finishes he throws the cucumber out the bedroom window and the barmaid happily makes him a big slap up meal. After the scotsman walks out the bar, fully belly and laughing at how he tricked the barmaid he asks the Englishman and the Irishman if there still hungry. "No they both reply, a cucumber came flying out a window so we ate that!"