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a bear and a rebbit smoking a joint

A bear was smoking a joint, leaning on a tree when a rabbit came by. Bear saw the rabbit and invited him to smoke along, and rabbit joined. After the they smoked one, the bear who was preaty high already asled the rabbit, Bear: do you feel anything? Rabbit: no Bear: hmm, lets smoke another one then And then they smoked another one. Bear was stoned like hell, he could hardly stand and was dreaming about some honey. He asked the rabbit, Bear: Do you now feel anything? Rabbit: nope Bear: daamn And he proceeded to role another one, because he was pissed that the rabbit didnt feel anything, so he roled the biggest one yet, and they smoked it. After a while of just laying down, the bear all exausted looks the rabbit, Bear: Now you have to feel something? Rabbit: i told you after the first one that i dont feel anything... I dont feel my legs, hands and all of my torso... Ps. Its hard to write it in english since is not my native language. I hope it turned out well.

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